hay..had de crappy interview yesterdae..here is de gai kuo of the ans..
-wat r ur strong points n weaknesses..
erm v forgatful..strong points ah..dunno..
-wat post do u wan?
erm can dun choose anot?if not choose secretary lor..
-can u speak louder n speak chinese please.
ok
-pls seat properly
adjust my seating position
: :
: :
blah blah blah..
stupid interview..i got stage fright de ok..sumore got tat video camera dere..scare me..haha

Ultimate Reveal II.

I think that I don't have to continue since Stella did.

Let me think what I should type.

*pauses*

Let me continue. Ahhh!

I think that we need microscopes to view five cent coins, with regard to Stella's comments.

I appeal for a new skin. With more space so that Stella dont have to squint her eyes.

Heh heh(:

since 22/6,
there are still 8 and counting...
haha.. rmb anything STELLA?? ;)
Lol... this post shall be dedicated to jia min
who thinks that pastamania, ben & jerry and her freako shoes means everything (and when i say EVERYTHING, i mean it).
but the outing was quite fun la, ya, so..
rmb our nxt date!!

um.. ok, lets get serious.
the interview today was super crapped up
i think i flopped it badly, well i was the first BUT i wasnt even nervous when i went in, it was just that the atmosphere inside was kinda weird.
it didnt feel like an interview at all.. and it was stressful
laugh... thats the truth
oh well... "Wadeva"..

Oh yah, last thing to remind Fandi
The nxt time you Pangseh us again, I am going to...
um.. what shall I do??






ASK STELLA TO KISS YOU!!yes...

Good morning everybody!!!!!!!

I haven't had breakfast and I'm craving for EXOTIC CHINESE CUISINE. Take a look:

Yum yum! I am even considering renovating my toilet to look like those in China, just to (you know??!) relive the experience.

I'm still choosing between two possibilities:

DESIGN #1 : Half is enough

DESIGN #2: Go doorless!

Hmm... maybe I'll just install SPECIAL AIR FRESHENERS in my toilet that release smells that test your lung capacity.

Heh heh.

heyz 2dae is de interview!!haha..up so early 2 do chem..slept at 2 yesterdae..crap de interview lah..

For a loooooong time, the physical appearance of the "hairy Indian man" has been kept a secret, but it shall be revealed NOW!










ALL HAIL THE HAIRY INDIAN MAN!!!



















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yeah! check out my hairy body and sexy smile! *beats chest* aren't i handsome?



[ ok la huishan, i admit that i (jiayin) wrote this and put a fake picture. i admit that ur dearest is not even half as handsome as this guy, but oh well, have to make do with him la. dont hit this apey, he is such a cute vulnerable cutiepie :) ]

Hello everyone. This is my first time posting here. Hmm... I don't really know what to write. So let me fill this space up with lame smileys.

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My computer is lagging again so I can't post pictures... boohoo :(

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hey hu rit abt mi hah..hu is tat mysterious writer?!haha..but mostly true lah..xcept the post abt mi..tata 1 fake de..everi1 pls dun belive..n 4 ur info.. iwashed de dog le..;)

complaints!!
yangqiaohotel*!!so lousy n black e toilet..so creepy!!until i n ***nd 2 squeeze in2 1 bed!!so mbarasing!!(reminz u of a senior?)
ohya..e whole china trip was like a marathon..go everiwhere oso run..gd 4 ppl lyk mi hu wan 2 jian fei..n e food is rather*bleh*u noe..so i when hme 2 weigh tat tym rite..i tink i jian le 2kg lolx..haha..gd news 4 mi manager..gd job nutritionist!!haha..

Boyang

dis guy ah..4eva slp de leh..n he slp de posture super weird..accordin 2 him, he is using his arm as a makeshift pillow..haha..n his claims 2 b high class..woteva..n his creepy incident at the hotel..accordin 2 him, he felt sum1 starin at him when he was bathing..(bad taste..haha..juz jokin)..n a piece of advice from dis zi lian guy-nv use ur hand 2 rub a misty mirror..u will get possessed!!true not i dunno leh..used 2 do dat..do i lk lyk im possessed?probabaly..

Candis

the ahma pants..rmb?haha..tat tym when e jc seniors xun fang tata tym she dare not open de door lehz..scared dey see..den mak mi laugh so much wen i go open de door..hai de seniors tink tat we break curfew..actually we alreadi in bed le lor..we men shi guai kia ok..haha..n she alwaes wake up in the middle of the night n complain de rm v hot..weird leh..;)n anoder ting..she complain i eat 2 nuch..huh!is u eat litle lah..not i eat much..onli lyk 1 or 11/2 bowl of rice leh..run de marathon nd energy lor..dis girl onli eat like 1 or 2 MOUTHS of rice onli..n everitym waste food de..eat one mouth den dun wan le..hmm..jiao sheng guan yang..

Jasmine

dis girl tink tata all de ppl arnd her r thieves can?!lock her bag ubtil so yan mi..even tissue paper oso muz lock lor..haha..n jas i realli jian yi u dun wear tat blue shorts whan carrying ur backpack..look lyk mountain trekker lor..(no offence..shi hua shi shuo hor);)

mingquan

oh i tell u ah..his appetite is so HUGE!!nd 2 eat arnd 6 bowls of rice den full..rice onli hor..havent include oder food yet leh..normal ppl onli eat lyk 1 or 2 bowls onli leh..candis is the worse lah..refer 2 candis section..now u noe hu 2 qing 4 lunch nxt tym..n dis guy is crazy abt bridge..crap..dun lyk bridge lor..muz use brains..muz use brains de game i sure lose de..;)

ok tats all 4 sec 3s..haha..now dose ppl noe wat dey missed..de china trip SO fun can..xcept 4 e performance n water parades..n if i sae fun surely is v fun de..bcos i rarely njoy tym at co..haha..oh..n we learnt new phrases..eg.wateva(low class way aka xh's way)/woteva(high class way), ben si le!,so embarrassing etc etc:)

The Ultimate Reveal.

Heh heh heh. I think it is about time we did a little update on the CO trip other than simply saying we missed it loads. We should share what we found out about each other, afterall, it is supposed to bond us. And bonding involves getting to know each other well.

Since Huishan is the zuzhang, let's begin from her. [Please note that the below is for reading pleasure and not to be taken seriously. I wrote this because I fear people will come whacking me in my butt if I do not annouce this disclaimer beforehand. And yes, I already bought insurances. =) Thank you for your concern. =) ]

1. Huishan
Ahem ahem. Actually, there's more to the bubbly and crazy and forgetful and sometime-serious zuzhang you normally see during fenzu. She have a dark secret which will be revealed to those who didn't went for the CO China trip. Heh heh.

*drumroll*

*clears throat* Huishan has a preference for hairy indian sumo-wrestlers. tsk tsk. Nevermind. What do 'ya call that? Ah-hah.




Unique taste. =)

And yes, so much for her *coughcough* hairstyle, which Boyang claims to look *coughcough* ahmah. Yeah Huishan, I know. You will never visit that *insert vulgarities* shop for another haircut again. All that for $25 dollars.

Even my grandmother can do that better than you. *shakes head*
(Just kidding, no offence please =) )

And last but not least, her poor hand lost her first kiss to none other than Jiayin. tsk tsk.
I pity you, poor hand. *shakes head*

Conclusion: Huishan has a yu3 zhong4 bu4 tong2 taste on hair. Ahem ahem.

2. Xianghong
And yes. Our beloved *coughcough* Honghong. Our very nice lingzou for the China trip performances who never fail to make us laugh on stage, although we try very much to hold our laughter. Ahem ahem.

We discover that she has a talent in reaching out her arms, if you know what I mean. =)

And she claims property over all the good in the world by labelling them. I thought teachers tell us that labelling is bad in PCCG lessons.

My goodness.

*shakes head*

What are the kids now becoming?

*shakes head again*

Whatever.

Back to the topic, Xianghong is also rather popular with her juniors. Otherwise, please kindly explain why Stella is always trying to say I love you to Xianghong. (Actually, the truth is, that is a dare. xp )

And yeah, she is part of the fishy gang. [I shall elaborate later. =) ]

Conclusion: Never mess with this red hot chilli.

3. Jiayin
Yes yes. For your information, this is the more ahem, not-so-decent Jiayin who stole the first kiss of Huishan's hand. And she is rather perv, you know. *hint hint*

She has a very interesting (note that I italised the word) book on growing up. Cute visual cartoons that tell you everything from *ahem* to *ahem*.

Part of the reason why zhengzu is becoming er..wild, is partly due our dear girl over here, Jiayin.

And she has a nice hairband that looks rather *coughcough* good on Stella. The person who has that picture please insert it here. Thank you. =)

And she has a rather huge appetite, if you notice carefully. =) And she also waste fodd. tsk tsk.

Oh-yah. She can imitate many cartoon characters. She's done, let me see, Minnie Mouse and Popoye.

Conclusion:A very adorable senior who likes to act cute (ignore the contradiction here =) ) who has a lot of fa2 bao3. Heh heh.

4.Krystal
This senior arh, *shakes head*.













No lah. Actually she is very nice. She is the main poker card supplier (Okay, minus MingQuan). But hey, this post is supposed to be The Ultimate Reveal. So..

Okay lah. I shall say that her dare was the most erm, passable. It was damn hilarious, if you know what I meant. =)

And yes, she likes to sing kiddy songs too.

I hate you, you hate me,
Let's team up and kill Barney,
With two gunshots *BANG!BANG!*,
Barney's on the floor,
No more purple dinosaur.

And I found out she can reach very high-pitches. Oh-no. Serhua has competition.
But no matter what, that's bad news for us. Let's buy mass ear insurance, because got discount mah. No such thing?

Blah.

Conclusion: Never judge a book by its appearences. tsk tsk. =) Heh.

5. Stella
Yeehah. Finally, I got to Stella. Please expect an exceptionally long one because much is revealed apart from her normal bochap and happy-go-lucky attitude. =)

First of all, let me introduce to you a brand new Stella, now packaged as a celebrity know as

*drumroll*

Narunwan Arun! *applause*

Let me explain the name.

Stella Loh Yun Jia is being mispronounced by CuiLaoShi as Run Jia. Hence, Narunwan Arun.

She arh..*shakes head* bu4 de2 liao3. During the China trip, she advertised more many many products like her main KangShiFu mineral water, m&m chocalate, clean n clear, lip plam etc etc.

[Someone please upload the video, that is, is Stella don't go around killing. My goodness. *shakes head*]

Tables with Stella around during mealtimes cannot be spared a round of laughter. And ahem. She has an unusual relationship with *coughcough*, MQ. Scandalous, scandalous. You can see her dragging some silly soft-toy dog with a missing nose.

Poor pup. tsk tsk.

Stella please jump into the Yellow river. [Please understand this in the 'Chinese way'.]

And her infamous teeny-weeny eyes.

[I shall continue at a later date because it is rather late in the night now. Night, peeps. I shall reveal my identity at a later date. But if you are smart-ass, then that's great. Candis, please don't tell yet. =) ]

hey everi1!!shd we hav a guzheng outin nxt wk?alreadi wan2 kai xue liao..stop chionging ur hw lah..pls write on the blog if u all wanna go anot..n wat tym n show if u all wan.thx!!reply asap..

heys every1!missing sch?i rather go sch den stay at hme to do hw can!?i even miss co in the hols!!temporary refuge from hw..music supposed 2 mak u relax rite..although i nv ever felt relaxed at fenzu..nvm..

This is Esther here. I did a new (but damn simple template) because the space in this skin is rather limited, as in we can't add other things like photos section, entertainment, rumours page etc etc. I uploaded the template on a temporary blog for easy previewing.

http://blahguzheng.blogspot.com

Please voice your views. Html pros can kindly offer to "beautify" and spice it up a little.

Yahahas.

I agree that the CO trip rocks and homework err..you know. (CAn't say homework sucks because the only thing we suck as lollipops =) , haha.) That's about all.

p.s. I think that nobody will so hardworking and lian guzheng(Okay, with the exception of some, maybe), after all the homework boiling down to ..blah blah. So, we shall see. Heh. =)

Haiz... actually the truth is I sorta miss the China trip too...EXCEPT the running, the toilets, the "luxurious" Yang Qiao hotel, the food, the freeaaky morning calls...
haha.. this might seem so unlike Candis to miss china, but.. yah, i am desperately trying to run away from the HUGE pile of hmwk.

Oh well, the trip was ok i suppose. didnt seem as bad as i thought it would be. Pls imagine the fun that you were about to be appreciatiing, but it all comes too late and BOOM! you are back into reality together with your assignments. Fish! And i still havent really touched on the projects yet, oh man... I wanna go back to china...

u noe wat?i tink i got depression lolx..im lyk damned frustrated wif e hw can..!feel lyk ripping it..aargh!okok..dun get scared..

anibodi tell our seniorz n juniorz abt dis wbsite?shd we lyk tall dem?or juz kp dem in e dark..secrets..

n tell u stg..i hate zz ppl k..y u all kp on studying 1??????????stop it k..muz slack little bit mah..dun so study,study n study!n all dose ppl goin overseas aft the china trip, i hate u all k..

finalli, juz wanna sae tat i miss e china trip..okok..by n candis dun kill mi..at least running n dirty toilets in china beta than the whole stack of hw on ur tbl waiting 4 u 2 do rite?!

tym 2 go bk 2 maths hw..代言so may things最终still bk 2 hw..haiz

Candis here... so tired of hmwk... so shall just post something out of the blue.Um... let me see, my first post shall be dedicated to...um... OH YES! the 3H's!!!! without them, we would never have started this zH3ng blog. haiz... I feel so slack, blogging here while everyone is chionging their holiday assignments. whatever la. I shall continue my rushing out my hmwk too.. tata

i updated a new template. next time den complete it. its still half-done.

-boyang