Sigh how come no one attempted to answer these questions at the tagbored sobz )':

Here are the answers:

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1) Why did the rooster cross the road?
Ans: To prove that he wasn't chicken.

2) Why did the piano drop from the sky?
Ans: Because of gravity.

3) An elephant and an ant crossed paths. What did the ant say to the elephant?
Ans: Nothing. Didn't your mum tell you not to talk to strangers??

4) What did the black cat say to the white cat?
Ans: Meow.

5) What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Ans: A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.

6) 为什么要爬楼梯？
Ans: 因为楼梯痒。

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Everyone JIAYOU for concert!! (and paiwei) :D heh